Everyone has a prince charming, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and wouldn't ask for directions.
"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you"
Spit happens (on a baby's bib)
there are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. (Johnny Depp 'Don Juan de Marco')
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?~ Chris Rock
'If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut' ~ Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
Face it crazy people are hot.
Are you stalking me? Cuz that would be super.
Excuse me but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
Everything I need to know about life I learned from reading banned books.
I have plenty of talent and vision I just don't give a damn.
Save the planet; it's the only one with chocolate!!
Don't worry about tomorrow. It will take care of itself. You have enough to worry about today. *Matthew 6:34 CEV
First, God made idiots, that was for practice; then He made school boards. Mark Twain
"You can't trust someone who thinks you're crazy..." - Gothika
Yes...behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes ~ Bruce Almighty
i hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut ur hair! I hate the way u drive my car, i hate it whwen u stare! I hate ur big dumb combat boots, and the way u read my mind! I hate u so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme! I hate it, I hate the way ur always right! I hate it whne u lie! I hate it when u make me laugh, even worse when u make me cry! I hate it when ur not around, and the fact that u didnt call! But mostly i hate the way i dont hate u. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all! ** 10 things i hate about you
"See judge, all i really did was carry a plant across an imaginary line. whats so wrong about that?" Johnny Depp - Blow
this is a girl's world...boys just live in it
God created man, then he had a better idea.
A friend is one who when you fall they will laugh at you and then help you up!!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!
All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt invited
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on
As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
I'm not anti-social, society is anti me
*ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they all went it would be hell
Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, aint been shoppin at the right malls~!
in some cultures what i do iz considered normal
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
I mAy nOt Be a bLoNd bUt i SuRe aM dUmB
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
We are the people your parents warned you about
roses are red violets are blue i'm skitzafranic and so am I!
i told my dad i stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter !!!!My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
i WeNt FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz 2 CeLlPhOnEz AnD bOyZ
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and squirt it into other peoples eyes!
I'm not crazy!!... Im a teen!!My imaginary friend is playing with the kid across the street
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
OMG! You killed (name)!!! How much do I owe u?
DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS....I WALK INTO Walls!
roses are red, violets are blue who cares? so are crayons!
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
My mind doesnt just wonder, some time's it leaves completely.
emagine what i caoould do if i had all my brain cells
(name), I love you so mu-......Wow! a bird!
First I Heard Voices ... Now I see faces
The poorest man, is not the one without a cent, but the one without a dream.
A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it doesn't yet know how to ask. ~The X-Files
On display of "I Love only You" Valentine's Day cards:
Now available in multi-packs!!!
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Do not walk behind me,for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me, either.JUST LEAVE ME ALONE