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  • I like psychotic people. They get things done.~Dunston Checks In

  • Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. ~Edward Scissorhands

  • I don't steal and I don't lie / But I can feel and I can cry / A fact I bet you never knew / But to cry in front of you / That's the worst thing I could do. ~Grease

  • Ronny: Has anyone ever told you second-hand smoke kills?
    Nurse Marion: Yes, but they're all dead
    . ~Halloween H20

  • Stacey: Why did you wait eleven years to ask me out?
    Tommy: Well, in the second grade I was in the middle of an intense relationship with G.I. Joe. ~big Wolf on Campus

  • The only time you should be in a hurry is if the cops are runnin up the stairs. ~Guys and Dollz

  • Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter.]
    Wolverine: It's me!
    Cyclops: Prove it!
    Wolverine: You're a dick.
    Cyclops: Okay.

  • Somebody's got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me. -Blue Crush

  • Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?
    Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain. - A Walk to Remember

  • Landon: I just wish she would have gotten her miracle.
    Reverend Sullivan: She did. You were her miracle - A Walk to remember.

  • Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.~ Billy Madison

    Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS! ~ 10 Things I Hate About You

    Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
    Kat: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30. ~

    Mr. Stratford: Hey, I've got news for you. I'm down with it, I got the 411, and you're not gettin' jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.

    Mr. Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
    Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made her skeezy boyfriend where a condom?

    Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

    Joey: Mr. Morgan, any way we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
    Mr. Morgan: One day you are going to get bitch slapped and I'm not going to do anything to stop it.

    Bianca: You know, there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack.
    Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
    Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

    Marcia: Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
    Doug: It's called a french kiss.
    Marcia: But I thought you were from Nebraska! ~ Brady Bunch Movie

    Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. ~ Clueless

    Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
    Elton: What's seven times seven?
    Cher: Stuff she knows!

    Cher: This is a second notice for outstanding parking tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.
    Mel: The ticket is the first notice!

    Mel: Do you know what time it is?
    Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

    Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
    Cher: They are your parents.

    The only guy a girl can depend on is her daddy. ~ Grease

    Simone: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. ~ Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris: If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. I've come close myself. But I like him. He's a little easier to take when you know why he's like he is. The boy cannot relax. Pardon by French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond and he would be worried he'd have to pay taxes on it.

    Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
    Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
    Shooter: ...no... ~ Happy Gilmore

    Shooter: You better stay away, or you're gonna pay. Listen to what I say.
    Happy: Why don't we go down to the bay, we could eat some hay, make things out of clay, what do you say? I just may!

    Ron White: And one DWI, which turned out to be a bogus charge, because it turns out they were stopping every vehicle that was traveling along that particular sidewalk. And that's profilin', and profilin' is wrong! ~ Blue Collar Comedy Tour

    Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

    Bill Engvall: My wife asked what i would do when these little guys come over to the house and i said ill tell ya what ill do. I'll pull him in real close so only he and i can hear the conversation and ill say hey look at me boy you see that little girl over there? thats my only little girl man so if you have any thoughts about hugging or kissing her remember these words....I've got no problem going back to prison.

    Vada: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate that my right. It can only mean one thing. Cancer. I'm dying.
    Harry: Okay, Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.~ My Girl

    Vada: I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.

    Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
    Kit: What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella. ~ Pretty Woman

    Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. ~ Sixteen Candles

    Grandmother: Sam, let me look at you... Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
    Grandfather: I better go get my magnifying glass.
    Grandmother: Oh, and they're so perky!
    (Music from Psycho as Grandmother's hands reach in...)
    Samantha (later): I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up! (shivers)

    Stevo: You see life is like that...we change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now, is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now, he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts. ~ S.L.C Punk!

    Stevo: If looking the way we did in Utah was unusual, in the state of Wyoming (affectionately called the Cowboy State) we were fucking aliens.

    Stevo: I remember this time, he was drunk, and he got this idea in his head that all the cars on his block would look better without windows. Finally they got him in the back of the squad car. The cops thought he was on Angel Dust ("the only way he could do it") but not so, that was just Mike. He broke those goddamn handcuffs, kicked the window out of the squad car drunk, and that was it. Never got caught, either.

    Stevo: See to me, England was nothing more than a big fuckin' American state, like North Dakota, or Canada.

    Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it. ~ Stand By Me

    I don't shut up I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up! egghh!

    Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker! ~ Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    Vetern:Im gonna tell you something that I wish someone would have told me
    Chrissy: Oh and whats that?
    Vetern: your parents arent always right
    Sam: no shit ~ Now and Then

    Teeny: Chrissy truth or dare
    Chrissy: truth
    Teeny: have you ever been french kissed
    Chrissy: are you kidding i dont want to get pregnant
    Roberta: you cant get pregnant from kissing
    Chrissy: I know that beetle brain but its common knowledge that if you tounge kiss a boy he automatically thinks youll do the deed with him they cant help it their driven its the male curse
    Sam:And what deed would that be
    Chrissy you know planting the seed and watering the flower
    Chrissy: well isnt that how it works the man plants the seed and sprinkles it with his watering can

    Sam: Mr Kent
    Mr. Kent: no please call me bud
    Sam: bug?
    Mr. Kent: Bud Duh B-U-D
    Sam: well buD you have a peice of food in your teeth

    Scott: your not following through
    Roberta: who asked you?
    Scott:your pretty good and i dont mean just for a girl for a guy
    Roberta:thanks you want a pop or something?
    Scott: Roberta why do we fight
    Roberta: I don't know just something to do i guess
    Scott: well I think your a really nice girl
    Roberta: I always thought you hated me
    Scott: Yea so did I
    Scott: roberta
    Roberta: yea
    Scott: canikissyou
    Roberta: What are you mumbling
    Scott: I was just wondering if uh...can i kiss you?
    Roberta: i guess
    Roberta: YOU WANNA DO IT NOW!
    Scott: only if you want to
    Roberta: okay
    Scott: oh that was great
    Roberta: it was okay
    Roberta: Scott
    Scott: YEA
    Roberta: If you tell anyone about this especially your brothers I'll beat the shit out of you!

    Samantha: We used to try so hard to fit in we wanted to look exactly alike do all the same things but when we werent looking that changed. The treehouse was supposed to bring us independance but what the summer actually brought was independance from each other

    Crazy Pete: Things will happen in your life that you cant stop But thats no reason to shut out the world Theres a purpose for the good and the bad

    Teeny: Truth or dare
    Sam: truth
    Teeny: If you were stranded on a desert island with me chrissy and roberta who would you kill for food
    Sam: I dipute the question the odds of that happening are slim and nil
    Teeny: you still have to answer
    Sam: then chrissy i guess
    Teeny: why
    Sam: because she'd feed more people

    Sam- Get ready to make a mad dash
    Roberta- You better get a head start
    Chrissy- Buzz off hog head
    Roberta- I'm serious

    Chrissy: Look at this tramp what is it that she has that gets people excited?
    Roberta: Long legs small waiste and perkey breasts!
    Chrissy: You know how I feel about swearing!
    Roberta: Chrissy breast is not a dirty word!
    Chrissy: I can't hear you!
    Roberta: breast
    Chrissy: I can't hear you
    Roberta: breast
    Chrissy: I cant hear you
    Roberta: Breast

    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Hit it.

    Yippe Kie-Ay, motherfucker!

    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious!                                                                                    Dr. Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

     Doc: See you in the future."                                                                                                    Marty McFly: You mean the past."                                                                                          Doc: Exactly. ~ Back to the Future

    Biff: Why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here.

    Agent Fleming: Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED uncle! ~ Beavis & Butthead do America

    Duckie: We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room! ~ Pretty In Pink

    Blane McDonough: You told me you couldn't believe in somebody who didn't believe in you, I believed in you. Always believed in you...you just didn't believe in me.

    Duckie: Blaine? His name is Blaine? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

    Gary: Fastman, let me tell you mah story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch.                                                                                                             Old man: Crazy? Insane? Fastman: Insane? Crazy?                                                              Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man...now you gotta believe me...I'm tellin' the truth here...I'm speakin' to you...I was nuts for the girl. ~ Weird Science

    Initech Employee: Uh-oh! Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays! ~ Office Space

    Peter: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!

    Michael: You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it.                                 Samir: We're new to it though.

    Lawrence: HEY PETER MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL NINE! CHECK OUT THIS CHICK!                                                                                                                                         Peter: Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?

    Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.                                                                                          Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.                                                                Peter: Yeah, I know. They guy's really good.

    Joanna: If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

    Jane: Hi Mr. Reede! Like the new dress?                                        Fletcher: Whatever takes the focus off of your head! ~ Liar Liar

    Fern: First, I guess you need to know something bout...them, the beautiful ones, the flawless four. Everyone wanted to be them. You know 'em, they went to your school too. They totally ruled. ~ Jawbreaker

     Courtney: Liz is dead. Do you have any idea what that means?          Marcie Fox: That you're a shoo-in for prom queen?

    Forrest: Stupid is as Stupid does, Sir ~ Forrest Gump

    Forrest: There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes .. Where they're going, where they've been.

    Forrest: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

    Forrest: My mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

    Forrest: That bullet bit me directly in the buttocks.