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If the only place we can be together is in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering in his mouth!
No man is worth your tears & the only ones that are, will never make you cry.
To the world you may just be someone, but to someone you may just be the world.
Most people walk in & out of our life, but only friends leave footprints in our hearts.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss & ends with a tear.
The hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love, love someone else.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave & impossible to forget.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy........her heart!
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.
Some people will die for love, others will die because they lost it.
I am not one of those people who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look.
One who looks for a friend without faults will find none.
If you can't accept losing, then you'll never win.
Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
If you do not think about the future, you will not have one.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Smile-it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.


Women don't make fools out of men; most of em are do-it-yourself types."
"Anyone who has said "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
if i had the letters "hrt" i can add "ea" to get "heart" or a "u" and get "hurt" but I'd rather choose "u" and get "hurt" than have a "heart" without "u"

"Maybe this planet is another planet's Hell."

"You are here, and so am I. Maybe millions of people go by. But they all disappear from view...cuz I only have eyes for you."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."

"A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal." - Winston Churchill (Rock on Winston)

"When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." Aristotle

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

"The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music"

"You're born and you die and you make a lot of mistakes in between."

Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage!
Send help!
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over.
I worried, for a little bit.

"Love is love. Teenagers are as capable of being in love as adults are, perhaps even more so!"

"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved!"

"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you, *when i first talked 2 u i was afraid 2 like you*when i first liked you i was afraid to love you*Now that i love you i'm afraid to loose you."

"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great but then I ran out of stars."

"Nothing is more painful then realizing he mean't everything 2 you, and you mean't nothing 2 him."

"God made mud God made dirt God made guys so girls can flirt."

"Guys are like slinkies it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs."




" In the end, I will remember not what my enemies did, but what my friends didn't do."
Author Unknown


" Some people say the worst way to miss someone is when they are right next to you and you know you can't have them, but it's worse when you thought you didn't want them anymore and then all of a sudden you realize you can't live without them."
Author Unknown


" Life isn't a race; don't try and finish it too fast."



" A player that makes a team great is more valuable than a great player."
Author Unknown


" You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them."
Author Unknown


" Never regret something you have done. You did it; you must have had a reason. Just remember this before you do anything, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!!"


" Those who are hard to find are usually impossible to forget."
Puilun L.


" Never let today's disappointments shadow tomorrow's dreams."
Author Unknown


" If one can't be proud of their own achievements, why should anyone else?"
Author Unknown


" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets!"
Author Unknown



"Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall."
"Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man."
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell."
"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong
her love for a young man is until he fails to pass
the approval test with her parents."
"It doesn't take a reason to love someone,
but it does to like someone. You don't love
someone because you want to, you love someone
because you are destined too. It's because you
fall in Love with them, that you then try to
find a reason, but you always come up with
the answer, "No reason!"
If you want to experience love, you have to take the risk. Love's always worth the risk.
When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life. And perhaps we are right.
The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.
"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.
If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."
"Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
if you love somebody, tell them.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
*On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
I Love You is not a message its a conversation.
*Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide.   
*Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

*"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen)

*Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!!

*The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.

*After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

*Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

*My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, "If you could know  how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?"  I said, "No." She said, "Okay, then forget it."  (Steven Wright)

*When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15."  I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"  

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams